#i am just kind of sillyposting abt all this i hope you realize that everything i say is delivered like standup comedy
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the ONE TIME in my life i consider that i actually flirted (the classic "phone number on the napkin" bit) did not ultimately work out at all plus i later realized the guy sucked so. so far so good
#if you were around for the time i worked at the cafe and was losing my mind over some guy that came there you deserve financial compensation#as do i. but we've moved on which means that if my brain ever reminds me of that guy i aggressively erase it from my mental blackboard#fortunately bc everyone where i work with now are complete boneheads there's no chance of me getting a crush on one of them#im gonna fall for a guy that cant clean up after he makes himself a cup of coffee? my standards are astronomically higher than that#i am just kind of sillyposting abt all this i hope you realize that everything i say is delivered like standup comedy#my plan for flirting in the future is to just get a guy to infodump i think it's foolproof. anyway
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